Things you need to know:
1. It's FREE to apply. Everyone loves free stuff...so you should be sold already. Come on!
2. It's easy. Go to http://www.mythicalgenitalia.com/form/ to fill out the online form. If you're one of those people that needs instructions and fine print, you can get that here: http://www.mythicalgenitalia.com/guidelines/. Wanna see what we're all about? Look at this: http://www.mythicalgenitalia.com/about/. Let's be honest, you're not gonna read that stuff because you're too damn excited about applying.
3. The show is August 2nd. That's First Friday!! You know what that
means?? It means there will all be all kinds of people walking around
looking at your art. Some of them will even be wearing sport coats! Yes,
sport coats!!! Think about how awesome it will be to have people in
fancy clothes looking at YOUR artwork. Control your bladder, I've got
more stuff to tell you!
4. Your artwork will be on our
website. Yep, on the frickin' internets! People who accidentally come to
our website while looking for porn will see your artwork. Think about
how fantastic that will be!
5. The deadline to apply is July 15th. If you don't apply by then, well, you're just lazy or hate doing awesome things.
6. There will be jury prizes and stuff!! I know...MORE free stuff!
Will the jury prizes be money? Probably not. Will they be awesome?
7. If you apply, we will love you...forever. We
may even stalk you and build small paper mâché shrines to you in a
secret apartment that no one knows about...but, you know, not in a weird
We expect to see your submission forms soon. Don't make us stand outside your window while you brush your teeth...again.